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May 21st, 2011

JUDGEMENT DAY! 6PM BITCHES!! @ 01:29 am

What are you all going to be doing when 6pm rolls around in your area?  Christ is going to return to THE EARTH (one time-zone per hour, I suppose) TO GOBBLE UP YOUR SOUL, OR LEAVE YOU DOING WHAT YOU DECIDED TO DO DURING THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

So... If you get left behind, it's basically like talking to your friend in a crowded place and realizing that he or she stopped to look at something two minutes ago and you've been yammering on and on like a tweaker for two whole minutes.

Jesus is like that friend, and you should just unfriend that histrionic durk.
 
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From:franknberry
Date:May 21st, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Leaving pairs of shoes filled with dry ice around the streets randomly with some friends. Happy Rapture Day!

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