It's been a while, my pretties! Things are going great, and I am sort of engaged! More on that later.
For now, let us discuss some lulzygoodtimes. RaptureReady.com
is a site dedicated to preparing people for the moment in time where God and/or Jesus hits the eject button and pops all the true
believers off the planet and into heaven. It has every tool you need to be ready! For example, I took the "Check Your Spiritual Health" test and got this result:
I have no evidence that God does exist.
In most cases, the rejection of the Creator does not result from logical conclusions. The average atheist, if he or she is honest, will cite an emotional motivation for lack of faith in God.
The late Isaac Asimov once wrote: “Emotionally I am an atheist. I don’t have the evidence to prove that God doesn’t exist, but I so strongly suspect that he doesn’t that I don’t want to waste my time.” Now that Mr. Asimov is dead, I suspect he wishes he would have invested time into proving the existence of God.
Most people who do not think God exists betray their stance by arguing with Him. If God is not real, there is no need to be hostile toward Him or toward anyone who believes in Him.
I wouldn't say that there's an emotional blockage that makes me hostile to God (or any other god named God) and believers. I just think that it's a fairy tail, and it's fun to watch people engaged in theological acrobatics, explaining stuff that makes absolutely no sense. Apparently, degrading your self worth to a zombie king is the sign of perfect spiritual health. Moving on, the FAQ is equally fun.
Q: How do you plan to maintain this site after the rapture?
A: I have no master plan for maintaining Rapture Ready all the way through the seven-year tribulation. After the big event takes place, I expect RR to last several months. After all, the internet was designed to survive a nuclear war. It should be able to survive the great catching up of all believers ... Another way to disseminate the site would be to copy the pages onto CDs. This method lacks the worldwide reach of a web server, but it has the advantage of being free from any efforts by authorities to block all sites related to Bible prophecy.
Q: What is Mormonism? A: Mormonism is a cult that, like most cults, is sprinkled with enough truth to just hint at the truth of the Bible while missing it entirely ... This religion is so chock-full of heresy that I do not even know where to begin with the biblical refutation of its beliefs. One major problem in refuting this religion is that at any time, the beliefs of Mormons can change if the current prophet of the day says that God told him something new. The current prophet always overrides any teaching that has come before.
Could a cloned human being be saved?
First of all, did you ever think that we would discuss an issue such as this? It is a wonder that any person on earth cannot clearly see that we are in the last days. But, to answer your question, the Bible doesn’t mention cloning, so we have to make an educated determination from what we can read. John 1:3-4, “Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that had been made. In him was life and that life was the light of men.” From that one verse we see that nothing on earth is here for any reason other than the simple fact that Jesus made it so. No human being can possibly create life; only Jesus can.
Yep, you heard it here. Jesus is in your penis guys! You THINK that there are cells with genetic information that attempt to pair up with another cell in a female's body, thus encoding the information and creating a new organism, based on the synthesis of the two codes. Nope, it's a bunch of little Jesuses piloting sperm ships! Here's one more, and this really sums up how stupid this shit is.
What if all of my family and friends do not accept Jesus before the rapture? The most important thing that you can do is to pray for them. Our heavenly Father loves them even more than you do and He desires their affections and works constantly to draw them unto Himself.
Oh yes, sheep, he loves them so much that he set up a flawed system and shifted the blame onto you and your family. Yep, he loves them more than you do, but he's also about to toss them into The Pain Chamber
for eternity. Why? Because he is a jealous gawd, and loves them too much.
People who believe this tripe--that the world is going to end in their lifetime--are no more informed than the people who believed it in their lifetimes. This has been going on since 33 C.E. ("Common Era" as opposed to "Anno Domini"). Anyway, check it out. Have fun!