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I am Ryan.

Hullo.

Created on 2002-03-30 22:45:34 (#512001), last updated 2009-06-19

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Name:Ryan McCoy
Birthdate:1979-10-17
Location:San Luis Obispo, California, United States
Website:Crapé Diem

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stweep@gmail.com
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Some people have told me that I have had a very interesting life. Looking back, I think most of it was waiting for something weird/stupid/awful to happen to me (which it usually does (even if I'm not waiting)). I'm a perpetual bachelor, a drunk and I have been known to harbor communist sentiments for fun.

I enjoy creating games at parties. I'm usually the only one playing, but a couple include:
-Lie about your ethnicity at parties after people get drunk. As long as you use a stupid accent and fuck up really easy jokes, people will totally buy it.
-Walk up to a guy and a girl who are obviously flirting and pretend you are the boy/girl friend of one of them and get really pissed off. It can be much funnier if you yell at someone of the same gender.

I also try to avoid getting stabbed at parties.
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Schools:

Elihu Beard Elementary School - Modesto, CA (1984 - 1989)
Standiford Elementary School - Modesto, CA (1984 - 1990)
Somerset Middle School - Modesto, CA (1991 - 1992)
Fred C. Beyer High School - Modesto, CA (1994 - 1998)
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